It’s now three o’clock in the morning, I’m trying to sleep, and I swear to God he is kicking and thrashing like a Filipino day laborer trying to get out of Kathie Lee’s sweatshop. I wish Obama would have livened the speech up a bit; given the crowd a wink, a smile, a bad-boy hip thrust. Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress, Grammy-winner (for her audiobook of Diary of a Mad Diva) and CEO, Joan Rivers was an icon of American culture, a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who overcame great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition. Today was the anniversary of two of the biggest events in American history: Nancy Kerrigan getting clubbed in the knee in 1994, and Congress giving the 2000 election to George W. Bush. John Galliano said “Non.” I think I’m going to sic Jerry Lewis on him. Please try your request again later. I find the whole thing shocking; and the thing that shocks me the most is my housekeeper obviously used to be a Nazi. There are certain things I don't find funny--ever--like the Holocaust, But that's Joan Rivers. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. I had a lot of fun reading Joan Rivers' "Diary Of A Mad Diva," because I like Joan Rivers and her humour. As Confucius say, “Be happy with a mini. Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2014. This place is kind of like Downton Abbey with sombreros. (Brad Barket, Getty Images) It … Without doubt the funniest book I have ever read. Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress and CEO. Trouble started today with AT&T. Red-eyed in from L.A. Found myself sitting next to someone who was the spitting image of my cousin Leon. I go to the theater. She turned the day her husband, Ernie, a prominent Long Island orthodontist, left her for a fifty-three-year-old Little League coach/Boy Scout leader with a severe overbite. However, now that the months have passed, I finally decided it was time to read "Diary of a Mad Diva," and I was not disappointed. How would it have hurt the woman who slipped her food when the Nazis weren’t looking to have included a lipstick, an eye shadow and, God knows, a concealer? "A no-holds-barred ... look at the everyday life of the ultimate diva. I figure since 1960 there must be 100,000 songs to choose from, yet KRTH plays Eddie Money over and over, like an autistic man-child who has to wear a helmet just to eat cereal. It means “beat the shit out of the goalie.”. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. But if you have liked her, as I have, then there's plenty of things to enjoy here. I was the oldest person in the room. Parking problems? . On the way to Melissa’s party I ran into Wolf Blitzer and he broke my aura; he was right in my face when he growled at me. A must have for the book shelves . Her comedy has always been irreverent, and this book clearly represents her brand. Here is the video of Melissa accepting the award on Joan’s behalf: Books, Diary of a Mad Diva, On TV Late Night with Seth Meyers Or something nostalgic, like Jennifer Holliday’s first hit, “I Am Not Dieting.”. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. As a huge fan FijIan Rivers, I had a hard time saying goodbye. In my time, I’ve slept with many a president. There are certain things I don't find funny--ever--like the Holocaust, But that's Joan Rivers. Joan doesn't have to try to be funny. And if your unfamiliar with her - where have you been? Perhaps it’s because they spent all those years carrying heavy stones on their heads to build their gloomy and useless temples. They were all young hip actor types who made no eye contact with me. Take that narcissistic loser Tyra Banks. Just heard how my cleaning lady, Chiquita, enjoyed the inauguration. I knew her way back when she was still Bernice, before the electrolysis, the implants, the Restylane and the glass eye that almost works. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. No matter where I was in L.A. or what time of day it was, when I got in the car they were playing Eddie. I don’t know what lacrosse is about. Get this from a library! He has what? You and I both know a hooker will fuck you, suck you, put things up your ass and call you dirty names, but she’ll never, ever kiss you. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. My driver listens to the top-rated oldies radio station in L.A., KRTH. I met my friend Margie for lunch, and in the six blocks from my house to the restaurant, I got splashed on, shoved, banged into and told to “go fuck myself” in three different languages. Nothing and no one is spared, even Anne Frank and Heller Keller. Not for the squeamish or politically correct. Later: Googled “lacrosse.” It’s a French-Canadian word. I resent that the networks think we’re so shallow, that because the president is black they have to keep doing cutaways only to smiling black people in the audience. If you think Joan is not funny, then I can't even fathom why you would read this book. Miss Rivers is, after all, 235 years old, and frequently mistakes her daughter, Melissa, for the actor Laurence Fishburne. Then they’d go back to Obama for a minute and then cut back to three or four other smiling black people. In case you do forget, she reminds you. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that’s actually worth reading. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. It’s not that she wasn’t pretty; a lot of girls aren’t pretty and they still do okay, right, Avril Lavigne? Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! Hopefully the answer will come to me before Passover. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. The musings here come across as complaints from an unhappy old woman rather than interesting insights from a comedy legend. And I say spitting image because he was spitting. You too will LOVE this book. Bouncing Back : I've Survived Everything...and I Mean Everything...and You Can Too! If you're looking for a serious read, a memoir, or details on Joan's life, you won't get them here. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in. T g banks for this final gift. As I said, I don’t want to say anything because I really like Esther. Nothing and no one is spared, even Anne Frank and Heller Keller. I mean, how many friends could he have? ISBN-13. The last time I kept one I had just come back from a girls-only weekend with Eleanor Roosevelt and her best friend, Gayle. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. Is she healthy? . Joan Rivers Confidential: The Unseen Scrapbooks, Joke Cards, Personal Files, and Photos of a Very… by Melissa Rivers Hardcover £20.31. Do you know what that means? This item: Diary of a Mad Diva by Joan Rivers Hardcover £16.80. I like the first two sentiments but boy-oh-boy is Obie wrong on number three. It feels so good to be home. But what I really wanted to say to her was, “What’s Oprah’s private number? Joan won the Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album for the audiobook recording of Diary of a Mad Diva at the 57th GRAMMY Awards Premiere Ceremony on Feb. 8, 2015, in Los Angeles. No wonder she had a team of lawyers checking everything she wrote. I begged that little fairy boy (everyone knows he was gay. He was very good. They work as a natural Valium. would’ve been alive today if he had just listened to me. Although I purchased this book long ago, I had a hard time bringing myself to read it. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. There was a problem loading your book clubs. There are 3.8 million people living in Los Angeles; do any of them call up KRTH every morning and say, “If you don’t play an Eddie Money song at least fifty-eight times today I’m going to kill myself”? Would it have killed Anne to take a couple of minutes out of her “busy” day and throw on a little blush? Please try again. I have six Ambien and an intentionally open purse filled with Massengill, Vagisil, Preparation H, a copy of my will, and books on Amelia Earhart and Pan Am Flight 103’s surprise landing in Lockerbie. You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition. Take John Wayne Gacy, for example. Tommy wins ten to one. What if Sunny gets a job as a guard in a concentration camp? The stewardess had to take Dramamine before she came over to serve him. We’ll decoupage and watch Lifetime TV movies.” And he said, “Nope! If you're looking for a serious read, a memoir, or details on Joan's life, you won't get them here. At one point I asked to buy him a drink and he said, “Martini.” I said, “Shaken or stirred?” The dumb fuck didn’t even get the joke. I wouldn’t even have minded if it was spelled with a K. I know, it’s Christmas season and we’re Jewish and we shouldn’t care about gifts, but if indeed we did kill Christ—and I’m not saying we did; for all we know he could have slipped and fallen onto that cross (maybe he was clumsy; maybe he drank)—then something’s got to ease the guilt. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. In retaliation, this was the first time I never, never, never once used the words “cuntface,” “turd burglar” or “Palin.”. I hate AT&T. who’s she kidding? Joan Rivers. Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2017, Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2015. I’ve seen nude photos of Tommy Lee and Bruce Lee, and no amount of legislation is gonna level that playing field. In most cases, items shipped from Amazon.com may be returned for a full refund. Exhausted. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. I was hoping for at least a Car-tier watch. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Did you ever read her book? This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. There was a problem loading your book clubs. But back to the idiot next to me. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that's actually worth reading. But Anne just didn’t try. Please try again. . And twitching.) For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that's actually worth reading. And complaining. At times this book is laugh out loud hilarious, other times I gasped at some of the things she said. How great would it have been if he said, “Good news, gang! New hairdo?”. If you are already a Joan Rivers fan , you'll love it .Typical razor sharp wit , funny , and thought provoking . The “we’re all in this together” stuff plus the usual “we’re all Americans” and the ever-popular “we’re all equal” shit went over very well. I guess they didn’t see it the same way because I never heard from them again. You go with your bad self, Joan! Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2014. Figure skating is something needy women with thin lips and big thighs do to pass their time. Find the perfect Diary Of A Mad Diva stock photos and editorial news pictures from Getty Images. ), and I was right! Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress, Grammy-winner (for her audiobook of Diary of a Mad Diva) and CEO, Joan Rivers was an icon of American culture, a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who overcame great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. A must have for the book shelves . I believe to be a celebration of her life. It’s Melissa’s birthday. Dead. I am shaking. I’m writing this in Mexico. oh, like Anne Frank did.” Like Anne Frank did???? Without doubt the funniest book I have ever read. Checks and plaids together? Their heads look like pumpkins sitting on washing machines. Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App. There was Teddy Roosevelt, who was some little roughrider. To top it all off, this guy was really aloof. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Could be worse; could be an innie.” I feel so sorry for Asian men; not once in my nearly two hundred years on this planet have I ever heard the Asian woman who lives next door to me yell out, in a fit of unbridled lust, “Oh, Hop Sing, give it to me, baby! I had a major, major affair with FDR, who, by the way, had a coupla fetishes. In Australia. Throw in an Anne Murray song every now and then. Similarly, she doesn’t really think that all Germans are anti-Semitic Nazi sympathizers, that all Mexican Americans tunneled in across the border, that all celebrities are drug addicts, shoplifters or closet cases, or that Noah built his ark with non-union labor. Time and time again I chide her, “C’mon, Esther, what’s with this outfit, are you blind? Especially if your name is Wolf.” Then as he was walking away I said to him, “Yo, Shorty, have a nice day, and by the way, who the fuck named you Wolf? (I TiVoed it because last night I was watching the premiere episode of The Price Is Right with Winona Ryder.) Please try again. This morning when I woke up and looked out my window, there was Conchita, out in the field threshing wheat so that her “brother,” Juan, would be able to make me toast for my morning breakfast. Want to listen? Unfortunately I can’t take credit for the position-switching thing; I got the idea by watching Amistad on cable last week. You go with your bad self, Joan! What a bitch Bambi has turned out to be, to compare me to Anne Frank! I need my fix! Back to the inauguration. I didn’t bother to say hello to him because (a) I could tell he was an upgrade, and (b) his wardrobe told me he had absolutely no juice in show business. I’m not complaining however; last week he took Kathy Griffin to an all-you-can-eat buffet at an Olive Garden. To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. The comic has made a career out of saying exactly what she thinks. Dead. One of these items ships sooner than the other. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that's actually worth reading. Joan also lets you know at the halfway point that it's too late to return the book, but I don't know why anyone would want to. It was not funny , just bordering on slutty, language & situations that were supposed to make you laugh. The president’s speech was okay. This book had me laughing out loud - on the bus, in the park - I though people would think me nuts! Wolf isn’t the only person who’s in your face all the time. I had a lot of fun reading Joan Rivers' "Diary Of A Mad Diva," because I like Joan Rivers and her humour. You too will LOVE this book. He’s a Parker Posey fan?” Then she did a little hopping, trembling motion, until I got it. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 26, 2017. A very cheeky read but always remembering that this late great woman had a sense of humour like few others. We’ve been down here almost a week and I’m beginning to realize the Mexicans are not a swell-looking people. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. Nobody ever cleaned or dusted the bookcase, that’s what it means! At times this book is laugh out loud hilarious, other times I gasped at some of the things she said. When JR's daughter Melissa gave her a diary for a Christmas gift, she could only think of was Anne Frank, which Joan couldn't emulate in … I appreciate all of my south-of-the-border neighbors’ semi-hard work and hope they’ve stolen enough loose change and shiny trinkets from my bureau so that when they get caught trying to tunnel into America next month, they’ll have money to pay a mediocre deportation lawyer. It obviously stands for Always Terrible Transmission. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. We’re not all equal. She does have a park view! I do understand how some people may dislike this book, though. Select from premium Diary Of A Mad Diva of the highest quality. We all giggled that girls are better than guys, and then we douched with Gatorade and wrist-wrestled till we fell asleep. And where are they today? And even better, Hillary’s the baby daddy!”. To celebrate, I got matching vagina piercings with my two best girlfriends, Margie Stern and Brucey Jenner. And the more expensive that something is, the less guilty I feel. I have nothing against Eddie Money; he seems like a lovely man. Tyra’s always standing up for herself and her “race” over perceived slights. Which is why I always request to sit next to Stephen Hawking. If you already LOVE Joan Rivers (as I always have), you will not be disappointed. I haven’t kept a diary in years. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 2, 2017. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Joan River's has been called the "Queen of Comedy", and she stays true to her wickedly hilarious form in her delightful new book: "Diary of a Mad Diva". I spent half the day in the car schlepping all over L.A. going from meeting to meeting, ass-kissing to ass-kissing. If you think Joan is not funny, then I can't even fathom why you would read this book. Diary of a Mad Diva. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 14, 2020. Format. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 7, 2017. Does Eddie have blackmail photos of the program manager fucking a goat? Do you chance it and answer, “Does he have one?” I hate being put in awkward positions, like the utter disappointment I felt after I did a benefit performance for thalidomide adults and no one applauded. All I saw was a bunch of thirteen-year-old boys with sticks and helmets furiously whipping a rock-hard ball at a kid with no shin pads (and no teeth) standing in front of a net. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 24, 2014. And just as I was entering the restaurant, I got shit on by a pigeon. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. Punish me with your huge, yellow tool!” Not once. I finally got into the apartment of my blind neighbor, Esther Mortman (I slipped past her while she was groping for her tennis racquet . Please try your request again later. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in, No Import Fees Deposit & $8.35 Shipping to Canada. Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2014. is available now and can be read on any device with the free Kindle app. First they’d show President Obama in front of the Capitol making a speech after taking the oath of office. Even at his busiest moments, like when he was waterproofing his crawl space, he always found time to look you right in the eyes and say, “What’d you do today, Joan? And I say semi-important because if it were really important he would’ve taken Chris Rock or Jimmy Fallon or JWoww. I miss you, Joan. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that’s actually worth reading. . not to go to the theater. And don’t give me that ‘what if we’re kissing?’ crap. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Last Girl Before Freeway: The Life, Loves, Losses, and Liberation of Joan Rivers, Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress, Grammy-winner (for her audiobook of. I made the usual small talk with her, like, “You and Charlie Rose have such great chemistry,” and “Your new high-collared dresses really hide your large, mannish shoulders.” And she seemed delighted as she smiled and walked away. Joan Rivers is the funniest comedian out there. It's a quick read & I laughed out loud many times. No-one in Hollywood, or anywhere else for that matter, escapes Joan's razor wit. She tells NPR's Scott Simon, "I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.' She’s no writer. In all fairness, she would be the first one to laugh at herself and poke at her worst traits: her numerous plastic surgeries, for example. was convinced the ghost had taken up residence in the home, and we get … Joan is incredibly funny, and you have to understand that this is a book of humor. I couldn’t sleep, and sleep is important—just ask Sunny von Bülow. A very cheeky read but always remembering that this late great woman had a sense of humour like few others. Poor Bruce Lee. Unable to add item to List. I let him switch positions every two hours so he wouldn’t cramp and, more importantly, so Maria wouldn’t slip and accidentally paint my ankles dusty coral. I then try to make sure I’m not stuck sitting next to some chatty asshole. Miss Rivers does, however, believe that anyone who takes anything in this book seriously is an idiot. I shop. Looking at you, so many other names come to mind: Raccoon, Ferret-Face, Llama-Puss or just a simple, right to the point No-Chin.” (There’s nothing I hate worse than a person with no chin. Learn more about Diary of a Mad Diva in the Bartholomew County Public Library digital collection. This diary is my Christmas gift from Melissa and Cooper and I’m more disappointed than I was on my wedding night when I found out that Edgar was half Chinese—and not the good half. Innocence lost. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. I've watched her for years, and the book is much like any one of her comedic monologues, the jokes completely natural. All night long his head bobbed up and down more than a ten-year-old sitting in Michael Jackson’s lap. We were practically conjoined. Diary of a Mad Diva - Ebook written by Joan Rivers. As such, some of the events may not be 100 percent . However, now that the months have passed, I finally decided it was time to read "Diary of a Mad Diva," and I was not disappointed. Joan also lets you know at the halfway point that it's too late to return the book, but I don't know why anyone would want to. Is Eddie related to the station owner? For example, she’ll say, “You just pushed me because I’m black!” No, I pushed you because the train was coming right at you, you bulimic twit. Instead, you'll receive a humorous interpretation of Joan's 80th year, and what. His biggest offense was that the speech was boring. Diary of a mad diva. or even 5 percent factually correct. Diary of a Mad Diva. Joan Rivers was the most intelligent person I ever met. Product Identifiers. He likes Parks and Recreation? ISBN-10. Her comedy has always been irreverent, and this book clearly represents her brand. C’mon—shawl, stovepipe hat, a darkened mole. 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